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[In Mro. Johnson's classroom] Mro. Johnson: "Okay, class, we're at the halfway point of our energy reduction project. Let's see how you're doing." [checking the students' status] "Great. Very good. Ooh! Very impressive, Claire!" [Claire's bar is extremely low.] Claire: "Thanks, Mro. Johnson. Our house is solar powered, so we don't burn any fossil fuels." Mro. Johnson: "Wonderful. You're all doing a great job of reducing your eco-footprint at home. And if you keep this up, we'll definitely win the Save a Polar Bear Challenge and get this adorable little gal named after us!" [shows his students a poster of a sad polar bear cub with tagline under the photo.] HAVE A HEART, DO YOUR PART Students: [with big cooing eyes] "Awwwwww..." [However, Mro. Johnson notices Linka's bar is extremely high, and printed on multiple attached pieces of paper. In fact, it's so high, she has to stand on a ladder and go into the room's ceiling to properly display it.] Mro. Johnson: [disappointed] "Oh, Linka

[At school, the bell rings and Mro. Johnson walks in carrying bags.] Mro. Johnson: "Happy Monday, class! It's the moment you've been waiting for." Ruby: [holds up her lunchbox] "Lunch?" Mro. Johnson: "No, Ruby." [reveals cartons of eggs in his bags] "The fifth grade Egg Baby Challenge!" [Everyone except Ruby cheers] Ruby: [disappointed] "Aw, man!" Mro. Johnson: "You'll work in pairs to look after an egg baby for a week. Now class, if your egg cracks or breaks, you fail. But if you can keep your egg safe for the whole week, you pass and get a special waffle breakfast!" [pulls down a poster of his riding a mechanical bull, much to the confusion of his students and notices.] "Oops! Heh heh. Wrong picture." [shows the right picture] Students: [with waffles in their eyes] "Ooh!" [Linka and Claire walk over to Mro. Johnson's desk.] Linka and Claire: "Clinka McCloud reporting for parenting duty!" Linka: "And waffles." Mro. Johnson: "No no no. I'll be choosing the pairs. The whole point is